Labored wordplay
Aren't. (4 minutes pass)
Wasn't. (4 minutes pass)
Can't. (4 minutes pass)
Isn't. (4 minutes pass)
You're. (4 minutes pass)
I'll. (4 minutes pass)
Sometimes, four minutes between contractions is not so exciting.
Sometimes, it is the start of something really great.
Good luck to my friend tomorrow.
Wasn't. (4 minutes pass)
Can't. (4 minutes pass)
Isn't. (4 minutes pass)
You're. (4 minutes pass)
I'll. (4 minutes pass)
Sometimes, four minutes between contractions is not so exciting.
Sometimes, it is the start of something really great.
Good luck to my friend tomorrow.
posted by ShortStoryMadeLong at 9:58 PM
1 Comments:
Thanks for the thoughts. Here are a few more contractions for those playing at home!
Didn't. (As in "didn't happen.")
Won't. (As in "won't ever let THAT doctor check my cervix again.")
Dunkin' Donuts/couldn't. (As in "all of the Dunkin' Donuts' chocolate long johns in the world couldn't elevate my mood at this moment in time.") (I'm assuming the plural possessive form of Donuts is Donuts'.)
When's. (As in "when's that Dunkin' Donuts guy supposed to show up with more chocolate long johns?!?!")
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