I'm not just a number

We are getting ready to change our logins at work. Logins are important things. They identify you to the entire system or network.

They do other things, too, I'm sure.

Well, as I was saying, we are changing logins. I'm no longer {insert my name here}. Now, I'm...(drum roll please...more drums...more drums...)

ft3adbt

See, I'm not just a number -- I'm a clever combinations of letters and a number. I love progress. Some people are just numbers.